Man Points

As Seth grows into a little man I find it imperative that he do manly things. I have been mentally keeping track of his man points vs. whiny/baby/momma's boy points. Being a Yaiko and one of my offspring it's pretty much inevitable that Seth will dominate all other boys, regardless of age. Recently we have been working on "a pile drive to the face...a punch to the face".

Here's a small list of things Seth has been doing lately:
1.  Waking up at 4:30 am (whiny points)
2.  Waking up at 4:30 am to watch the Indians whoop the Angels (man points)
3.  Discovered that he is a male (man points)
4.  Rediscovers that he is a male daily (man points)
5.  Remarkable interest and conceptual understanding of pi (man points)


6.  Trying to eat pi (whiny points)


7.  Flirting with women wherever we go (man points)
8.  Flirting with his own mother (whiny points)
9.  Farting in the tub (man points)
10.  Wearing "I love mommy" bibs (or bibs at all) and crying for food (whiny points)


Kristen and I have been working in my classroom to get it ready for next year. After 5 minutes of decorating it looked better than it did all last year. Seth has been playing on the floor. He likes to be chased, bang his head against the desks and smash the computer keyboard.


This is after he knocked the keyboard on the floor.



Posted by Kevin Yaiko at 7/22/2008 7:26 PM
Categories: Baby
 

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